i am mary-jane (the dash is vital). i'm hilarious and, after a while, even you will think so
i'm have been called an elitis t and ok
my name sounds like i'm a stripper and i like moderately short walks on the beach because i'm lazy as fuck and there aren't any beaches near anyway, and dogs
my favourite colour is green
the limey kind, not the appley kind
my favourite song is come on eileen by dexy's midnight runners