Could you maybe make a shirt of a kitten on a chair, and wearing a jumper?? it could have text if you want to

About

i am mary-jane (the dash is vital). i'm hilarious and, after a while, even you will think so

i'm have been called an elitis t and ok

my name sounds like i'm a stripper and i like moderately short walks on the beach because i'm lazy as fuck and there aren't any beaches near anyway, and dogs

my favourite colour is green
the limey kind, not the appley kind
my favourite song is come on eileen by dexy's midnight runners

also i don't eat meat because i'm a sissy

i curse a LOT

go to my about me it has everythin g you need

dickholes

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My clever writings
The very beginnings of a reclist
funds for me

How's the hand?
Always know where your towel is.