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premature-arteries replied to your photo: this is one of those numbers that are generally… OHOHOHOH THAT 11 MAN THAT’S HILARIOUS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MJ YOU’RE BRILLIANT but i
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theinsultingdetective replied to your post: davy jones nooooooooooooooo omfg i just saw the article. MJ what’s happening it’s like someone killed a bit of my childhood. sobs on u 
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davy jones nooooooooooooooo
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thedoctorandsherlock replied to your post: someone just asked me about the things i hate can… So… Omegle, geothebio… I presume there’s more? :P is that a trick question moraniarty replied to your post: someone just asked me about the things i hate can… I’ll head out to whsmith now you’re going to need some extra paper to continue this list i’ve written up one-and-a-half...
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someone just asked me about the things i hate can i get back to you on that one or
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i put omegle in tumblr saviour and then cried because people didn’t tag their chats 
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i was making a screenshot with my new thingy programme thing and  apparently i was making a video and it consists mostly of me making faces while scrolling down my dash it stopped out of itsel f ???
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why did nobody tell me there was a typo in my description jESUS
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you don’t have to tell me why you left do you honestly think i’m going to be less ‘vulgar’
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ell: Roses are red
Performance is art
Please love me back
Or I'll burn out your heart.
me: roses are lame
suck my fat dick
if you don't then
i'll just have to find some other way to satisfy myself manually
ell: I'm so goddamn lonely
Keep me some company
We'll watch my little pony
And i can't rhyme
me: i'm not the best poet
but you love me right
if you say i'm brilliant
i'll suck your dick for free
me: john/sherlock ^
me: bluebells are blue
you will forget-me-not
i offer my dick to you
how about you get to work on that and i love you from both the outside and the inside
ell: ROSES ARE RED
V IOLETS ARE BLUE
I'D GIVE UP MY VIOLIN
BUT ONLY FOR YOU
me: i'm an army doctor
i'd like to get laid
you're my flatmate
and i think you really owe me after the frozen toenails in the teapot bro
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and then bernard punched manny lovingly in the face until it turned into a bloody vagina and he used his penis as a tampon
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Bernard turned his head and smiled a Manny. For a moment Manny could see the true beauty in Bernard. His dark eyes were lit with a spark from inside; his smile illuminated his entire face and his usual scowl was gone.
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Bernard’s strokes slowed, until he came to a rest, panting and flushed, he relaxed his grip on Manny and gently left Manny’s body, almost sorry to be relinquishing his possession of the man.
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Bernard cried out sharply, his fingers sinking deeply into Manny’s flesh, his body shook as he filled the other man with his long contained desire.
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mum: grabs rubber band
mum: is it perhaps one of those modern bracelets
me: it's the edge of a giant condom
mum: must be your dad's
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filling the man with his lust
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h e lp  →
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