About Me

wow um okay

i am mary-jane, the last of the shoemakers from britland, and have been called a fandom elitist and proudly accepted the title

i have now been up for 94 hours

sometimes i look like this

or this

usually, i look like this

i am old enough to be on the internet but being a dick, it’s a bit difficult without hands

sometimes i like to be outside and flap in the wind

other times i like to spend in bed inside with miles tumblr

many a kink can placate me

but blood makes me flaccid

oh whoops i guess not