About Me
wow um okay
i am mary-jane, the last of the shoemakers from britland, and have been called a fandom elitist and proudly accepted the title
i have now been up for 94 hours
sometimes i look like this

or this

usually, i look like this

i am old enough to be on the internet but being a dick, it’s a bit difficult without hands
sometimes i like to be outside and flap in the wind
other times i like to spend in bed inside with miles tumblr
many a kink can placate me
but blood makes me flaccid
oh whoops i guess not
